Dear Geraldine
November 2025
When “delulu,” “simp,” and “salty” leave one multilingual gran lost for words, Geraldine steps in with a crash course in Gen-Alpha English, and a reminder that love needs no subtitles. [Read the full account →]
October 2025
This month’s plea comes from a Welston wife whose retired husband has gone “full KonMari.”
At first, he cleared his own clutter, and she thought she’d struck gold. Now he’s “thanking” and binning her belongings instead.
Geraldine’s advice? Let’s just say it isn’t what Marie Kondo would recommend. [Read the full account →]
September 2025
This month’s letter comes from “Wounded of Welston,” who fears his wife’s new hobby — fishing off Welston Pier — has less to do with mackerel and more to do with the young man two doors down.
Geraldine, as you can imagine, doesn’t mince her words. [Read the full account →]